I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
Why are keyboards never tired?
Because they have two shifts.
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
What kind of fan gets tired the most easily?
Who were the most tired people in the Cold War?
Tired of online dating? You're not alone.
Oh, wait! Yes you are, that's why you are online dating.
Why was the duck so tired?
He woke up at the quack of dawn.
My wife locked me outside the house coz she got tired of my wordplay jokes
I texted "Oh Pun the Door"
I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.
What did the cow say to her tired baby?
It’s time to go to sleep it’s pasture bed time.
I think the flu is tired of humans
He said "I'm sick of you all"
I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding.
Now I’m totally sick, bro! 🤘🤘🤘
I took my car to the shop today because my tire was making a whistling noise
Mechanic: sounds like a flat
Me: actually sounds more like an F-sharp to me
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I'm tired of typing at my computer.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
I always say "hi tired, I'm dad", but I got one upped tonight.
I said my goodnights but in return I got "Are you a broom?"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You look sweepy"
What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear.
The other is a very good year
Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
These anemones look really tired
I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
If one person being sleepy is called tired, what would four people make?
I’m tired of spending money on highway booths during long drives.
It really takes its toll on me.
They are definitely KINDER
Boy that car sure is tired!
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
For when you get a nail in your tire
A man who runs in front of a car gets tired,
a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
BREAKING NEWS: A man has been spotted stealing tires from police cars
The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!
I’m getting tired of listening to my military friend talk about using UAVs...
He just drones on and on.
Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
Mom complained when I asked for a few dollars in quarters to fill up my car’s tires.
Dad looked at me, shrugged and said “Inflation.”
I know it's a public health thing ... still getting pretty tired of this Korn teen
Why did the car stop working after it got its tires changed?
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
Not sure why my owner's manual tells me to rotate my tires?
They do it all the time when I'm driving.
I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
Why did the paladin have to visit the tire shop after killing an innocent bystander?
Because he was out of alignment.
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