Timelines Puns

A list of puns related to "Timelines"

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......

....but you guys didn't like it.

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👤︎ u/DJBlue18
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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At a job interview the interviewer asked me why i had a 4 year gap in my resume. I told him, that it’s because i went to yale. He looked impressed and told me i’m hired.

Woohoo, i got a yob! :D

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👤︎ u/Zapyre
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME

I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.

Let's see what you can do!

What you need to know about the game:

  • You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
  • Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
  • You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.

That's basically it.

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👤︎ u/Tyounr
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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👤︎ u/HaruArashi
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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Dad jokes?

Well of course Dad jokes! Dad is hilarious!

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👤︎ u/captainclipy
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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Where do bad puns go?

The Punitentiary

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👤︎ u/CarpalTunnelVision
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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What do you call a line of watches?

A timeline

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👤︎ u/tarleton99
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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Dad jokes....must be a guy thing.

http://i.imgur.com/gjGiE7n.png

For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"

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👤︎ u/crazyei8hts
📅︎ May 20 2014
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