A list of puns related to "Time Zones"
Too many Loggins attempts.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.
They said I had to many Loggins attempts.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
My dad says "Well they're two hours behind us so it will take a while for the call to get there."
Nobody has posted anything all year!
I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, Iβd apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasnβt blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.
However, I kept running into a problem. I wasnβt applying the dots fast enough. It was a mental thing - Iβd get hung up on where should I apply the next dot so it doesnβt look bad, etc. But one of the guys whoβd been there longer than I had gave me a piece of advice. He told me to cross to my eyes. That way, I could just kinda zone out and hit the t-shirt a few times randomly without paying much attention to where exactly I was applying the dots. It worked like magic.
Well eventually I was getting ready to leave the factory and they had me train my replacement. It only took one day. I left him with one piece of advice. I told him not to get too hung up on the specific details but just to make sure he dotted his tees and crossed his eyes.
I was working the closing shift at a retail store where every associate carries a walkie. Before closing time, a manager will generally ask which departments need help zoning (cleaning, facing merchandise, etc) and the associates will help the other departments. The other night:
Manager: -kssht- How are we on the floor?
Me:- kssht- Gravity.
One hot day, my friend and I were at the amusement park. We were just about to walk through the splash zone for a water ride when we saw the come down the track and spray water everywhere. By the time we reached the splash zone, all that was left in the air was a light mist. "I wish we would've gotten hit with the water, but it mist."
I asked her what time it is and she said "We are in the pacific time zone now so..." And I said "well that's very S'Pacific'! And a moan ensued and then she said "let's just pretend you didn't just say that". I would call that a success!
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.
Too many Loggins attempts I guess.
I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.
... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.
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