Tibetan Monks Puns

A list of puns related to "Tibetan Monks"

What do you call two Tibetan Buddhist monks having a fight?

Lama dharma ding dong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinstonFox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Which city are Tibetan monks not particularly fond of?

Budapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidian_Revenger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's a Tibetan Monk's favorite toy?

A dolly llama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What's the city in Pakistan where high Tibetan monks are judged based on their morality called?

IsLamaBad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamehamehaa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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So a Tibetan monk looks in a tub of margarine and sees Jesus. Do you know what the monk said?

"I can't believe it's not budda"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soxyc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2022
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What's it called when a Tibetan monk wants to kill a colleague, but needs spiritual preparation first?

A premeditated murder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What do you call an aggravating Tibetan monk that just got off a fast?

Budapest, Hungary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadJokeBill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What did the Tibetan Monk say when he saw Jesus in a tub of margarine?

"I can't believe it's not Buddha."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mayorodoyle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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