Bon appetit?
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👤︎ u/zcjns
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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I finished reading Bon Jovi’s biography and had the wonderful chance to ask him if he actually did the stuff in his biography.

He just shrugged and said it’s my life

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📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".

We're half way there.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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John Bon Jovi has started an extremely strict fruit only diet...

He's living on a pear.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.

They loved chalk lit.

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📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Bon Jovi has lost his mind and relocated from his house to a fruit.

He's living on a pear...

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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Well, guess they used a Bon-dage for that cut
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📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Bon Jovi
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📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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Did you here about Bon Jovi’s sister?

Anne Jovi

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👤︎ u/99Pancakez
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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Man gone with a mango
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📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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It was a great fire..

It was a bon-fire

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📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage.

The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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My dad said I’d get osteoporosis if I drank too much coffee

I raised my fourth cup and said “Bone atrophy!”

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📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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When you’re in a restaurant and everyone has his food
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👤︎ u/jorkundra
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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What do you say to a person who eats poop?

Bon Apeshit.

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📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why are Americans so arrogant?

Because their national bird is the ego!

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👤︎ u/iZacAsimov
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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Priests that molest kids should be burned at the stake.

A bon-friar, if you will

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📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho!

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📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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[Request] Tubas and Classic Rock

Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled “TubaChristmas in July,” which had “Hallelujah” by Pentatonix, “Carol of the Bells,” “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and “Have Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, “Paint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Q: How do Italian rock fans greet each other?

A: Bon Jovi!

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👤︎ u/madapplepi
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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Christmas Jokes Wanted

Every year mum goes to the trouble of putting a christmas joke in everyones bon bon at christmas dinner. After many years finding new ones is becoming more difficult. I ask you, the good people of reddit. Hit me with your best christmas joke.

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👤︎ u/paperwaste
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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In a little-known piece of rock history..

Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.

Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's first gig and, a little drunk, tried to climb the fence of Bon Jovi's LA estate.

Bon Jovi, thinking Hart an intruder, winged him with a gun belonging to Bono and The Edge's tour manager, who was dining there that night. The ensuing fracas was in all the papers, overshadowing Hole's debut, and angering Kurt Cobain, who was interested in Hole's lead singer.

Cobain sent Jon Bon Jovi a note, demanding he apologise, and Bon Jovi replied ...

"Shot Corey Hart, and U2 blamed. You give Love a band name."

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👤︎ u/Flanky_
📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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New dad here...

When I hand over my newborn to her mother for breastfeeding: "Bon appe-teat, little baby"

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👤︎ u/JamesTyree
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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My roommate tried to become a dad

Four of us were just sitting around, sipping on some whiskey.

Friend: "I went to YardHouse the other day with my coworkers and got some good bourbon. Man is burned so bad."

Roommate: "You mean burnbon?"

We just sat around in silence and looked at each other for two minutes before sighing.

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👤︎ u/Uldyr
📅︎ Jun 06 2016
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Wife was experiencing a little pain so I asked her if she knew what was the best kind of pain.

Champagne.

She came back with "Au bon pain?"

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