Now he's always livin' on a prayer
He told me "Bat medicine is what you need Oh, oh, oh".
Apparently I'm halfway there.
He is now Livin' on Prarie
He just shrugged and said itβs my life
He's living on a pear.
We're half way there.
He's living on a pear...
Anne Jovi
The streets have no name and I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
It was a bon-fire
I raised my fourth cup and said βBone atrophy!β
Because their national bird is the ego!
So he can ho-ho-ho!
Bon Apeshit.
A bon-friar, if you will
Every year for the past few years, Iβve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last yearβs music was titled βTubaChristmas in July,β which had βHallelujahβ by Pentatonix, βCarol of the Bells,β βYouβre a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,β and βHave Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.β This year Iβm about 90% sure weβre doing rock/classic rock. So far I have βBohemian Rhapsodyβ by Queen, βPaint It, Blackβ by The Rolling Stones, βLivinβ on a Prayerβ by Bon Jovi, βDonβt Stop Believinββ by Journey, and some fifth song I havenβt chosen yet (BTW Iβm open to song ideas).
I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesnβt include song names, but you know itβs Christmas music on tubas.
A: Bon Jovi!
Every year mum goes to the trouble of putting a christmas joke in everyones bon bon at christmas dinner. After many years finding new ones is becoming more difficult. I ask you, the good people of reddit. Hit me with your best christmas joke.
Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.
Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's first gig and, a little drunk, tried to climb the fence of Bon Jovi's LA estate.
Bon Jovi, thinking Hart an intruder, winged him with a gun belonging to Bono and The Edge's tour manager, who was dining there that night. The ensuing fracas was in all the papers, overshadowing Hole's debut, and angering Kurt Cobain, who was interested in Hole's lead singer.
Cobain sent Jon Bon Jovi a note, demanding he apologise, and Bon Jovi replied ...
"Shot Corey Hart, and U2 blamed. You give Love a band name."
When I hand over my newborn to her mother for breastfeeding: "Bon appe-teat, little baby"
Four of us were just sitting around, sipping on some whiskey.
Friend: "I went to YardHouse the other day with my coworkers and got some good bourbon. Man is burned so bad."
Roommate: "You mean burnbon?"
We just sat around in silence and looked at each other for two minutes before sighing.
Champagne.
She came back with "Au bon pain?"
"Hey," she said, more brightly. "According to this book, 'the beaches of Cabo Blanco are frequented by a variety of wildlife, including howler and white-faced monkeys, three-toed sloths, and coatimundis.' You think we'll see a three-ted sloth, Dad?"
"I bet we do."
"Really?"
"Just look in the mirror."
"Very funny, Dad."
