"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
The guy who invented throat lozenges just died
There was no "cough-in" at his funeral.
Why did the pony have a sore throat?
Because it was a little horse.
I got a sore throat after eating some Christmas decorations.
I had to get my tinsels taken out.
I had a Viagra last night and it got stuck in my throat
I woke up with a stiff neck
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!
There’s no cough-in at his funeral.
Having severe throat pain
Must be because Ice-cream a lot.
I had sore throat once
Took me few vicks to recover.
It hurts me to say this....
But, I have a sore throat.
I took a viagra this morning but it got stuck in my throat
I’ve had a stiff neck all day
I swallowed a dictionary today.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
The origami world is ruthless
It's a papercut throat business
I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
A woman is at her deceased father's funeral.
The man sitting next to her asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"
"Absolutely", she responds. So the man walks up to the podium and clears his throat.
"Plethora" he says. Then he comes and sits back down. "Thank you", the woman says. "That means a lot."
My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?
Forget it. It's too long.
Help! I have food stuck in my throat!
Haha, just choking! Haha, just choking!
Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
I just got a sore throat.
It's a real pain in the neck.
What food is best for a sore throat?
My 12-year-old son said, “When I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”
I added, “...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”
What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?
I woke up this morning with a very sore throat.
Last night, in the kitchen, I was talking to the colander and I think it strained my voice
What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?
I went to the doctors today and discovered it was a really cut-throat environment.
Great ENT surgeon though.
My girlfriend asked me why I always laugh at my father when he gets food stuck in his throat.
The answer is simple, I just find dad chokes hilarious.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
The creator of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
What do you call a horse with a sore throat?
It hurts me to say this...
But, I have a sore throat .
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week...
There was no coffin at his funeral!
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