What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Putting a breath freshener behind bars is...
What’s Santa’s favourite breath freshener?
I made a 12" piece of breath freshener
I call it the: Measure Mint
What does a scientist do to freshen their breath?
All I would like for Christmas is a mind controlled air freshener
It makes sense when you think about it
(Say it out loud if you're confused)
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
My son's nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners...
What do the air freshener police say
Why did the breath freshener turn red and run out of the room?
It had a large amount of embarrass-mint.
What do cannibals ingest to freshen their breath?
Everyone made fun of my Mind-Controlled Air-Freshener idea...
...But it really makes scents when you think about it!
What do rulers eat to freshen their breath?
I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.
I call it:
THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!
Doesn't just freshen the air. It renews it.
I keep hanging car fresheners in my airplane
It really helps with descent
Who would buy an air freshener that doesn't work?
I don't know. It doesn't make any scents.
I got a new car air freshener for my Tesla
Did you hear about the new breast shaped breath freshener?
They are called... supple- mints
I really like my air freshener but I just can’t trust it
Just sprayed air freshener in bathroom and now it smells like shitrus
And yes, I'm a bowl browser. Bowl browsers unite ✊
I just saw an air freshener so big, they had to tie it to the top of the car!
My boss put one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom.
It scared the shit out of me
What can you walk on to freshen your breath?
What do you call a breath freshener for atheists?
Look at how many little trees he has!
Driving down the highway today and my fiancee says "Look at how many little trees he has on his mirror!" (referring to the air freshener trees, of which he had at least 30)
I hit her with "Well he is driving a Forester."
Edit: autocorrect correcting nouns.
So yesterday I made what I'm pretty sure qualifies as my first official dad joke. And I'm not even a dad.
Me and this girl I'm seeing were walking around the mall and we decided to go to Hot Topic to kill time. Walking around we saw some car fresheners with band logos on them and my gf picks one up and says "hmm I wonder what Nirvana smells like?"
Without hesitation I answer "Teen Spirit"
It was the most perfect joke set up ever and I don't think I'll ever top it. It was my magnum opus. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.
Dadjoked my cubemate this morning.
She has an air freshener that burns different scented wax. She had run out.
Her: "Oh, no. I need more scents.
Me: "Read a book once in a while."
What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
Do cannibals eat...
......men toes to freshen their breath?
What do cannibals ingest to freshen their breath?
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
From “noob raid” My son’s nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners.
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
I invented a though controlled air freshener
It makes scents when you think about it
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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