What do scientists use to freshen their breath?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Putting a breath freshener behind bars is...

In-prison-mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What’s Santa’s favourite breath freshener?

Ornamints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neonpablo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I made a 12" piece of breath freshener

I call it the: Measure Mint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What does a scientist do to freshen their breath?

Ex-spearmints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnlong81613
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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All I would like for Christmas is a mind controlled air freshener

It makes sense when you think about it

(Say it out loud if you're confused)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyQueen502
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coconutbunch
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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My son's nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners...

It's a day care scenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do the air freshener police say

Fabreeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why did the breath freshener turn red and run out of the room?

It had a large amount of embarrass-mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airsabe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do cannibals ingest to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Everyone made fun of my Mind-Controlled Air-Freshener idea...

...But it really makes scents when you think about it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do rulers eat to freshen their breath?

Measure-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOT-2B
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbeeson
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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Doesn't just freshen the air. It renews it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cju1ce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I keep hanging car fresheners in my airplane

It really helps with descent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eskil2910
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Who would buy an air freshener that doesn't work?

I don't know. It doesn't make any scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6DollarShirtsAds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I got a new car air freshener for my Tesla

It’s musk fragrance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thereallove82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Did you hear about the new breast shaped breath freshener?

They are called... supple- mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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I really like my air freshener but I just can’t trust it

It Lysol the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OxTailPheonix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Just sprayed air freshener in bathroom and now it smells like shitrus

And yes, I'm a bowl browser. Bowl browsers unite ✊

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6eraldJames
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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I just saw an air freshener so big, they had to tie it to the top of the car!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sangemini
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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My boss put one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom.

It scared the shit out of me

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What can you walk on to freshen your breath?

The pavemint!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call a breath freshener for atheists?

A heretic-tac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_notfound
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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Look at how many little trees he has!

Driving down the highway today and my fiancee says "Look at how many little trees he has on his mirror!" (referring to the air freshener trees, of which he had at least 30)

I hit her with "Well he is driving a Forester."

Edit: autocorrect correcting nouns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4lteredBeast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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So yesterday I made what I'm pretty sure qualifies as my first official dad joke. And I'm not even a dad.

Me and this girl I'm seeing were walking around the mall and we decided to go to Hot Topic to kill time. Walking around we saw some car fresheners with band logos on them and my gf picks one up and says "hmm I wonder what Nirvana smells like?"

Without hesitation I answer "Teen Spirit"

It was the most perfect joke set up ever and I don't think I'll ever top it. It was my magnum opus. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.

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Dadjoked my cubemate this morning.

She has an air freshener that burns different scented wax. She had run out.

Her: "Oh, no. I need more scents.

Me: "Read a book once in a while."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barrtoni
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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What do scientists use to freshen their breath?

Experi-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myname69420
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Do cannibals eat...

......men toes to freshen their breath?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What do cannibals ingest to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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From β€œnoob raid” My son’s nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners.

Its a Day Care Scenter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mementh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I invented a though controlled air freshener

It makes scents when you think about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARG127
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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