My girlfriend poked me in the eyes...

...so I stopped seeing her for a little while.

👍︎ 2k
💬︎
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
🚨︎ report
So my dad blew up the bathroom..

Then proceeded to walk out and say "NO WORRIES, I've sprayed the bathroom with orange scented febreze, now it smells like shitrus."

👍︎ 60
💬︎
📅︎ Jun 03 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.