Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.

Police say, they have several leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogeshbiebz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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*pulls candy bar out of thin air*

Kid: WOW are you a magician?

Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renskappert
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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You can’t just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!

I’d at least need my tool box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingerifical
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems) reddit.com/r/fifthworldpr…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBadger40
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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My magician friend’s signature trick is to make cute kittens appear out of thin air.

His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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The Coffin Joke

Three brothers are trick or treating near a shady house. Suddenly, a spider appears on the first brothers arm causing him to scream in shock. This causes the second brother to run away in fear only to get hit over the head by a dead tree branch. The third brother tries to escape but trips over a coffin. Filled with fright, the three brothers decide to go back home before they are stopped by a ghost that informs them, β€œThe items you have encountered today will kill you in exactly 20 years.” and vanishes into thin air. Understandably, the three brothers were terrified out of their wits and ran back to their house.

20 years later on Halloween, the first brother has booby trapped and spider-proofed his entire house. Unfortunately, he accidently runs into a wall causing a black widow to fall on his arm and killing him.

The second brother has prepared for many years and made sure that he was nowhere near any trees. However, he somehow miscalculated by one day and was killed when a lightning bolt struck a tree causing it to fall and crush him.

The third brother completely forgot about the ghost’s warning and was having dinner with his wife. His allergies were really acting up that night, so he decided to go to a pharmacy to purchase some allergy medicine. Suddenly, without any warning, the entire store goes dark and a giant coffin appears in front of him, opens up, and starts moving towards him. Remembering his frightful Halloween over 20 years ago, the brother starts desperately throwing everything in sight towards the coffin but to no avail. Now there is nothing else left other than a lone bottle of NyQuil. In one last brave attempt, the brother throws the bottle of NyQuil at the coffin and it miraculously vanishes.

Because NyQuil keeps the coffin’ away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schosple-collopis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I named my business "Bad Airplane"

I'm not sure I'll get it off the ground successfully...

My investment is crashing...

The only thing that went up in thin air is my money...

Stocks are in a nosedive...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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How did the Wright brothers come up with the first airplane?

They didn't just pull it out of thin air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrpinkCA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Dad at a get together.

Having a family get together after several of my relatives got pregnant when the conversation turns to this fact one says:

"Ahhh there must be something in the air..."

"Well, their legs." he calmly explained beer in hand and staring into thin air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicetuxedotodie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Tortured the trivia night host.

Question: How many layers are there in the atmosphere. Team answer: 5

Host: You guys got it right! How did you know that? Me: I pulled it out of thin air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foster_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lancex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had twix up his sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hunteraln
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2015
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