Dad sits in an empty seat at the movie theater

and the lady in the seat next to him says, "Excuse me, there's someone sitting there". Dad gets up, turns around, looks at the seat more closely and says, "Oh gosh, I hope I didn't hurt him".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunarLadle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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An elderly couple are sitting in church and the wife says to the husband β€œI’ve let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?”…..

The husband replies β€œChange the battery in your hearing aid.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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I guess getting this seat was fate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/illlogic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2013
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Movie theatre xpost

Several years ago my wife and I were the only two in a movie theater when an older guy (70ish) came in and very slowly moved to the row we were in and went to sit in the seat right next to me. I looked at my wife with a "can you believe this?" face.

Just as the guy's butt hit the chair he looked at us and said "gotcha!" Then sprang up and went to a seat several rows away chuckling to himself as if he does that all the time. Never said anything else to us, just loving his old man life and trolling strangers at the movies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spore2012
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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Dadjoked my roommate.

Sitting in a theater

Roomie: Hey, you mind moving over a seat?

I move over and pause for a few seconds

Me: I feel like we aren't as close as we used to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3nigmax
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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