A list of puns related to "Theater Seat"
and the lady in the seat next to him says, "Excuse me, there's someone sitting there". Dad gets up, turns around, looks at the seat more closely and says, "Oh gosh, I hope I didn't hurt him".
The husband replies βChange the battery in your hearing aid.β
Several years ago my wife and I were the only two in a movie theater when an older guy (70ish) came in and very slowly moved to the row we were in and went to sit in the seat right next to me. I looked at my wife with a "can you believe this?" face.
Just as the guy's butt hit the chair he looked at us and said "gotcha!" Then sprang up and went to a seat several rows away chuckling to himself as if he does that all the time. Never said anything else to us, just loving his old man life and trolling strangers at the movies.
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