While having dinner last night, my daughter looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" Proudly, I replied, "Yes, my little princess, yes I am!"
She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.
It’s title is Mañana.
Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
Which disney princess is the pun god
RA-PUN-ZEL undoubtedly..
Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?
Because she's really Sheik.
The couple from Princess Bride can’t have kids
They’re inconceivable
Princess Leia: For the last time, Han
We are not naming our son Guitar Solo.
Princess potato was disowned by the king and queen for marrying Tom Brokaw.
They couldn’t stand that she’d married a commentator
The dragon killed the knight that came to save the captive princess and then said to her:
What happened? Seems you had a lousy night ...
What do you call the ghost of an Indian Princess?
Poca-haunt-as
Belle is the kinkiest Disney Princess by far
She's into Beastiality
Why did the princess only have eyes for Sir Lancelot?
Because she had knight vision.
I'm surprised Disney hasn't done a princess movie under the sea
Where the main male character is the Prince of whales.
