People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same

...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrindoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter

He was a bipolar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?

They got there ok but then things went south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleFlame8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?

They use a lot of hand santatizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slaydawgjim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?

Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?

Dr. Sanity Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Dora and Diego visit the North West in winter

Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:

"Wiper no Wiping!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldukae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?

When the reporter asked the doctor β€œhow is Kim Jong Un?”

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herotz33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough

But I think it's OK

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?

I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?

it was called Run DMZ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why is it hard to keep secrets in the North Pole?

Because your teeth chatter

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month

I guess you could say she’s bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehobojuan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side

Hey, watch your latitude!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHotPocket3141
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I went fishing in the North of England with Kurt Cobain's widow

And said to her "Cought any love?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radishfacejake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?

iglooed it!

Bonus joke:

And he did it all by his elf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do you call a elephant in the North Pole?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pluxrt90
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What is a robot from the north pole called?

A Polar-Droid!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Daughter just asked, "Dad, do you know what you would be if you tried to go to the north pole right now?"

An ice pop.

The dad joke is strong with this 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikal2002
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I looked up the most popular singer in the North Pole

Elfish Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky-Luca22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hew3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia

"Corsican"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jlw2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?

USB C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gar_gar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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There were 100 kids at the North Pole with Santa Claus. Why weren't they opening the presents?

Their tiny little hooves couldn't unwrap the paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vikingvynotking
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Me: β€œHey dad what’s the name of the state furthest north in the U.S.?”

Dad: β€œI don’t know, but if I find someone who knows ALASKA β€˜bout it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHolmie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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They have found an animal that lives both on the north and south pole

Sadly, it has a natural mental disorder.

It's a bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do you call an elf who leaves the North Pole?

A rebel without a Claus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gsquaredart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Kim Jong Un’s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.

About time he got on the Seoul Train

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I met a North African girl the other night, and we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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With a name like North West, Kim and Kanye’s kid is headed straight for the top.

And s little to the left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbergmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I once went on a trip to the North Pole.

It all went south from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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A bear that lives in both the North Pole and South Pole...

Is a bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?

A bi-polar bear

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a horse at the North Pole?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/work_while_bent
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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What’s the difference between North and South Korea?

North Korea has no Seoul...!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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