People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.
The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?
They got there ok but then things went south.
How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?
They use a lot of hand santatizer.
Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?
Dora and Diego visit the North West in winter
Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:
"Wiper no Wiping!!"
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?
Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.
The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?
When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough
Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?
I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.
Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?
Why is it hard to keep secrets in the North Pole?
Because your teeth chatter
My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month
I guess you could say she’s bipolar
What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side
Hey, watch your latitude!
I went fishing in the North of England with Kurt Cobain's widow
And said to her "Cought any love?"
How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?
iglooed it!
Bonus joke:
And he did it all by his elf!
What do you call a elephant in the North Pole?
What is a robot from the north pole called?
Daughter just asked, "Dad, do you know what you would be if you tried to go to the north pole right now?"
An ice pop.
The dad joke is strong with this 8 year old.
I looked up the most popular singer in the North Pole
The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...
Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.
Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia
What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?
There were 100 kids at the North Pole with Santa Claus. Why weren't they opening the presents?
Their tiny little hooves couldn't unwrap the paper.
Me: “Hey dad what’s the name of the state furthest north in the U.S.?”
Dad: “I don’t know, but if I find someone who knows ALASKA ‘bout it”
In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.
So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.
They have found an animal that lives both on the north and south pole
Sadly, it has a natural mental disorder.
It's a bi-polar bear
What do you call an elf who leaves the North Pole?
Kim Jong Un’s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.
About time he got on the Seoul Train
I met a North African girl the other night, and we spoke for hours.
With a name like North West, Kim and Kanye’s kid is headed straight for the top.
And s little to the left.
What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler
I once went on a trip to the North Pole.
It all went south from there.
A bear that lives in both the North Pole and South Pole...
What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
What do you call a horse at the North Pole?
What do you call a chicken at the north pole?
What’s the difference between North and South Korea?
North Korea has no Seoul...!
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