The Motels Puns

A list of puns related to "The Motels"

I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.

I said, “Well? 2B or not 2B?”

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me

Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician

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👤︎ u/RKO-Cutter
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Stopped at a motel, went for a swim, and my SO got me good.

I'm driving across the country with my SO and we're stopped at a motel right now.

It has a small indoor swimming pool so I put on my boardshorts, went for a quick swim, and hung them up to dry in the shower overnight. This morning my SO saw them:

>"They dry really quickly," she said.

>"Yup, that's what boardshorts are for," I said.

>"They don't have a lot to do?"

It took me a minute. She got me good.

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👤︎ u/kyledeb
📅︎ Sep 13 2016
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Zing'd my mom, she zing'd me right back

While on vacation, my mom was using one of the provided motel hair dryers. Commenting on the power of the appliance, she says "man, this thing really sucks." I respond by saying "Actually, it blows." Without skipping a beat, she responds by saying "You could say that it's blowing hot air."

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👤︎ u/LBigSancho
📅︎ Mar 16 2014
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