A list of puns related to "The Dead Zone"
At the cemetary visiting my grandparents and enjoying the view.
Mom (trying to get cell phone service): "Damn, I can't get any bars around here!
Dad: Yeah, it's a real dead zone around here.
I work in a funeral home. Today I was having a conversation with my friend and the call failed. I called him back.
"Yea it said call failed, where are you that you have such bad signal?"
"Are you kidding? I'm home- I have great signal! You're the one with the poor reception! Where are you?"
"The funeral home."
"Exactly! That place is a DEAD zone."
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