I quit my job as a treadmill tester.

I just felt like I wasn’t going anywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My therapist said I should leave my job as a keyboard tester.

She said it was too depressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codepoet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I had a job as a taste tester in a distillery....

... but I found the work staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...

... I found the work too Thyme consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I've just lost my job as an ice cream tester.

I couldn't do sundaes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolcalmjeff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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If youβ€˜re a tester for vacuum cleaners and the vacuum sucks. Is a good or a bad vacuum?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JovaJoda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I once worked in shoe factory as a product durability tester...

...but I had to quit because it was just sole crushing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viking042900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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Why did the man quit his job as a needle tester.

He just couldn’t see the point anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwicanary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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Went for my covid vaccine today

The covid tester asked if I had experienced a sudden loss of taste. I said no, I always dress this way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/den_nis3524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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My school used to give out wintergreen lifesavers to students taking standardized tests

But gum is our new tester mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exref
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Way too many protesters around.

Maybe we should invest in some amateur testers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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My wife's constantly complaining that I'm a cheapskate and never buy her anything nice...

So, today after work, I bought her a surprise.

Hope she likes it, it's a perfume called "Tester."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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I've just quit my job as a treadmill tester...

I just felt like I wasn't getting anywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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