Terrorist Attack Puns

A list of puns related to "Terrorist Attack"

In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.

Those damn mooselimbs.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Statistically, you are more likely to be killed by a donkey than by a terrorist attack.

So watch your ass.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?

Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.

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👤︎ u/Nick30075
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do you call people who believe certain gas stations are responsible for terrorist attacks....?

...7/11 truthers.

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ May 19 2017
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After extensive studying of terrorist suicide attackers I have to say...

Those guys are the bomb

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👤︎ u/nahteviro
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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Jason Bourne...

... is reliving the same day over and over in "Bourne Again"

... travels to the past to stop a terrorist attack in "Bourne yesterday"

... finally settles down and has a baby in "New Bourne"

... de-evolves into a feral beast who prowls the wilderness in "Bourne to be Wild"

Firstly, I think they really missed a trick naming these films.

Secondly... I know there are more of these...

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👤︎ u/MetalMikey666
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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Nice

My friend told me about his holidays in France today. He was lucky that he wasn't in France when the terrorist attacks happened. I replied: "Nice!" I thought it was pretty funny.

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👤︎ u/SeBindi
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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Statistically you’re more likely to be killed by a donkey than a terrorist attack.

So watch your ass.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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