I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
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I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Oops!
Therapist: You are?
Me: [Screams in horror]
Therapist: Oh, I see
Me: [Screams intensify]
Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]
"Mum!!! You're going to get us kicked out of Disney world. "
A bee sea? Aw hell no
It can't help itself- its dipolar.
Just thinking about them elevates my blood pressure
Because of the dreadmill!
After all, all psychos have a silent p.
You should take steps to avoid them
I come from a long line of fathers...
He said, “I hate to be the bear of bad news.”
But my doctor just said B positive
I get terrified just thinking about it.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Oh you are? I see. Why?
They must be claw straw phobic.
Me: Only sometimes.
“Are you?” I asked. My patent screamed. “Ohh, I see,” I said. He screamed even louder.
....and I'm terrified that the chute might not open.
Last time something that big crashed onto Earth, the dinosaurs got wiped out.
I guess he had no balls.
My wife says my fear's irrational.
Everyone's out there trying to Deck the Halls.
I'm taking steps to avoid them
I will start taking steps to avoid them.
I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
A bee sea? No fucking thank you
me: i'm terrified of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Therapist: you are?
Me: [Screams]
Therapist: I see
I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
A bee sea? No thank you!
I'm taking steps to avoid them.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
So I'm taking steps to avoid them
A bee sea? No thank you.
I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them
Me: I'm terrified of random letters.
Therapist: Are you?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
