Eyewitness reported, he left no tern unstoned.
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
Because it takes a tern for the wurst.
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
I think I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.
Looks like I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.
...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!
“I shall leave no tern unstoned.”
They're leaving no tern unstoned.
I'm not sure, sea gull-ible in the dictionary.
The slogan is: One good tern deserves another.
What if we're all wrong about the lyrics to The Byrd's song, and it's really Tern, Tern, Tern?
They’ve left no tern un-stoned.
...So I gave him a book of alternative facts.
One good tern deserves another.
when the snake pit was accidentally filled in. The zoo keeper said "it's terrible terrible news, now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in.
Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.
...is that you have to wait forever before it's your tern.
I shall leave no tern unstoned.
I left no tern unstoned.
A flock of terns landed a field of medical marijuana. A vet went out to check on them. He found no tern unstoned.
We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.
"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?
I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"
I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.
Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!
I was painting this rock wall for my grandfather, and he was making sure I did a good job.
I said "Don't worry grandad, I won't leave any stone unturned".
He turned around for a sec and said "Did I ever tell you about my friend who walked along the beach, carrying rocks? He always left no tern unstoned"
Because one good tern deserves another.
Eyewitnesses report he left no tern unstoned.
Eyewitness reports say that he left no Tern Unstoned.
I took a tern for the wurst.
because one good tern deserves another.
I took a tern for the wurst.
