Noddy Puns

A list of puns related to "Noddy"

Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom

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👤︎ u/where_is_the_toaster
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Which children's TV character just can't say no?

Noddy.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Why do elephants have Big Ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

*of you don't know the 'Noddy' series of books by Enid Blyton, you may not get it... I'm probably also showing my age.

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👤︎ u/redlorri
📅︎ Jun 16 2016
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For anglophiles: why does an elephant have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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👤︎ u/Barry753
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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