*talking to my dad about what I want for Christmas*

Me: All I really want are some nice headphones and a terabyte

Dad: A terabyte? But don’t those hurt?

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📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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I have a very large sex drive.

About 2 terabytes

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📅︎ May 03 2019
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