He said, "You're too tense".
Doctor: obviously, you’re two tents
Clock’s a doodled doo.
Oh, that's easy, said the doctor: you're two tents. (too tense)
Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation
Therapist: You need to relax. You’re two tents.
Other days I feel like I'm a wigwam. Maybe I'm two tents.
Credit:Jeff Pickering
The therapist says, “Calm down, you’re two tents.”
I replied, "Calm down sir, you're two tents!"
He said relax, you're two tents.
Doctor says, ‘that’s alright; you’re just too tense.’
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
"YOU'RE TWO TENTS"
It has its prose and cons.
He keeps saying "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, a wigwam"
Doc goes "I know what your problem is, you're two tents"
T.P. teepee.
you can only ran, because it's past tents
They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.
I’m sitting in the breakroom, when my boss walks in. He sees one of my fellow employees with two big bottles of ice tea. Boss looks at him and says “be careful drinking all that tea if you are going camping....you might drown in your teepee”
I bout died.
He says "Doc, I think I'm going crazy. One night I'll dream that I'm a teepee and then the next night I'll dream I'm a wigwam. What's wrong with me?
The Doctor looks at him and says "you need to relax, your two tents".
We were leaving his parents' house, but I was pausing in the doorway to watch the last 30 seconds of a scene that was on TV.
Bf - Well, are you coming?
Me - Yeah, just a sec, this scene is intense.
Bf's Dad - I DONT SEE ANY TENTS.
We exit.
This Father's Day, I took my dad out to a movie, just the two of us. We saw Godzilla (which was quite good!). Later that night, we all had dinner with my grandparents and aunt's family. I was telling my grandpa about the movie. I said something like "It was good! But it was intense."
"Well that doesn't make sense," he said. "Why wouldn't they have it in the movie theather?"
I looked at him confusedly, and then he grinned, and said "Well, it would make more sense to have it in the theater, rather than in tents."
He drowned in his teepee.
Thanks Dad.
"He couldn't tell if he was a teepee or a wigwam... Because he was two tents (too tense)"
That's easy, you're two tents.
Therapist: "Obviously, you're just two tents."
I told by doctor I kept having a dream that I was a teepee, I was a wigwam. Teepee/Wigwam.
He told me my problem, I am too tense.
He says, “Doctor, you have to help. The stress is getting to me. I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam.”
The doctor interrupts him and says, “Relax man, you’re two tents.”
And he says "Wigwam, teepee? Wigwam, teepee?" So the therapist replies "you're two tents"
He drowned in his own teepee.
He kept repeating "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee." I told him "calm down man, you're two tents."
“Doctor, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor replied, “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”
Told the doctor. “I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam. I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam.”
He replied. "Ah, your just two tents"
