My 3 year old told me this one
No he didn't, he's only 3. And you know what else? He's not real. Just like all of these posts with click-bait titles of, "My X year old told me this", to get attention and farm karma.
If your joke is so weak that you need to invoke my-child-said-this, then just don't post.
Seriously, just stop.
Obligatory dad jokes tax:
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. My lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
