It must have been a shiitake...
Do your wurst.
Have a mockha.
"But it is a CUP-etition!"
... I've never been so proud of her.
Dad: *Nudging me* That should have been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a Graphic Designer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Why don't you save him as a PDF and see if that helps.
"Bet you I find it first, then you'll have to push it all night", taunted the janitor.
The custodian replied, "Finders keepers, losers sweepers."
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were in an epic lightsaber battle when Darth taunted Luke, "I know what you are getting for Christmas!"
They fought some more, and again Darth taunted Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Angered, Luke yelled back, "How? How could you know what I'm getting for Christmas?"
"I have felt your presents", Darth replied.
And my kidneys still aren't adultneys.
B-by Taunt-tauntaunting him.
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
They show no merci.
During World War 2, a spy working for the East, and a spy working for Great Britain infiltrated Nazi Germany.
Their mission, eliminating a Schutzstaffel officer.
They succeeded, and the british infiltrator taunted his target afterwards
However, his comrade in arms then punched him in the face.
Why ?
>!He had said "You SS are stupid."!<
My girlfriend and I were arguing this morning.
The kind of argument where only one of us is upset and the other thinks its hilarious.
To taunt me, she asked "How mad are you"?
I tried being tough when I replied "soooo mad right now".
With a grin she asks "like super mad"?
Not seeing the trap before me I respond "Yes, I am super mad"!
This backfired horribly as she proceeded to take the towel on her head and tie it around her neck as a cape. Then she ran circles in the kitchen with her arms extended, pretending to fly yelling "You're a bird! You're a plane! Youuuuuuuu're SUPER MAAAD!"
Pretty sure she forgot I was even there.
She wins this round.
