I got the roast duck at a fancy tapas place downtown...

Boy, the duck might have been small but its bill sure was big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShirtyManhole
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Girlfriend took me out for tapas today.

I kept repeating 'this is a great way tapas the time'

The look of annoyance on her face was growing

So I told her if it's annoying just tell me tapas off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Right_and_Left
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer and two plates of tapas.

Another man walked into the bar and ordered 10 beers and 20 plates of tapas. The barman said, "That's an order of magnitude!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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You heard about the master-chef from Transylvania?

Vlad Tapas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.

We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What did the Spanish keyboard say?

Tapas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deejayessemm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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How do we know that the Norman's ate small portions of Spanish food?

Because of the Bayeux Tapas Tray!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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"I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant..."

"...and call it Tapas the Morning to Jah."

RIP Harris Wittles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoogieCowser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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This chestnut of my dad's would make a trip to Spain impossible

Whenever anyone mentions a tapas bar, my dad acts all offended and asks them why they are discussing topless bars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snillocw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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