"German talent show contestants puts string of sausages up her bum" .. this performance was the wurst
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📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did the announcer say to the Britain's Got Talent contestant?

Europe next.

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📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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Is there a prize for the most laborious set-up?

Down on his farm, Old MacDonald was hosting his annual talent contest amongst his animals and announced that, this year, the theme was Shakespeare.

All of his livestock had been busily and excitedly rehearsing because they knew that 1st prize was to be a gigantic gazebo festooned with flashing electric lights, a glitter ball, a speaker system and turntables.

Competition was fierce; the chickens performed Othello, the horse chose Hamlet, the sheep Romeo and Juliet and the cow performed Richard III.

After much deliberation, the farmer and his wife ordered a hushed silence and announced: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."

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📅︎ Sep 01 2014
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