A list of puns related to "Tact"
I would slaughter it.
I told him I’d prefer her liver remain in tact
"You know dad, I've never understood why someone would get a degree in something like Egyptology. There's no money in it. What job can you even get with a useless degree like that?"
"Oh, don't be like that son! I'm sure there's plenty of profitable jobs out there you can get by studying Egyptology," the dad replies tactfully.
His son looks at him, interested. "Really? Like what?"
"Why, multi-level marketing, for one!" The dad replies.
Confused, the teen asks him to elaborate. Isn't that a job for someone with a business degree?
The dad shrugs and looks back down at his newspaper. "Well son, it's all a pyramid scheme to me!"
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