What is your business and how is it going?

I clean antique mirrors.

I can see myself doing it for a long time.

What about you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwhhhYeahh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2022
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The doctor told my wife he was about to deliver my daughter….

I told him I’d prefer her liver remain in tact

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brundonius
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2022
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I’d tell a joke about raising animals for food but…

I would slaughter it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rszim94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2022
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A teenager, contemplating his career choices, strikes up a conversation with his father.

"You know dad, I've never understood why someone would get a degree in something like Egyptology. There's no money in it. What job can you even get with a useless degree like that?"

"Oh, don't be like that son! I'm sure there's plenty of profitable jobs out there you can get by studying Egyptology," the dad replies tactfully.

His son looks at him, interested. "Really? Like what?"

"Why, multi-level marketing, for one!" The dad replies.

Confused, the teen asks him to elaborate. Isn't that a job for someone with a business degree?

The dad shrugs and looks back down at his newspaper. "Well son, it's all a pyramid scheme to me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snailoverlord9
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