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I do miss her smile and wit. 'The morgue is closed.' - when Roman tries to shag her was one of the best lines in all of the seasons.
It's January 1st, which means books from 1926 are now in the public domain, such as this one The Tabitha Cook Book issued by the Tabitha Society of St. John's Lutheran Church of Pekin, Illinois.
It's fun, because they did not care if 10 people all submitted Devil's Food Cake recipes, all 10 went in the book! Also, local advertisements from 1926.
I was taken aback by a recipe for PORK CAKE, before I looked up online and learned that "fat pork" means "the fruit of a wild fig (Clusia flava)", not pig flesh, which means it is just a fruit cake with a funny name.
PORK CAKE
One lb. of fat pork chopped fine; 1 pint boiling water, poured over it; 2 cups dark brown sugar; 3 cups cooking molasses; 2 lbs. raisins; 2 lbs. Currants; 1/4 lb. citron, sliced fine; 1 tablespoon cloves; 2 tablespoons cinnamon; 2 tablespoons grated nutmeg; grated rind of a lemon; 3 teaspoons soda sifted in 10 cups flour; 1 cup nut meats can be added. Bake in bread pan in a moderate oven for 2 hours. MRS. J. J. ROEHM
If I try making it, I'd have to scale it back; 5 1/4 lbs of fruit and 10 cups of flour would make for a big fruit cake.
I'm almost halfway through season 3 and I love Tabitha I want her to get her own storyline or arc or some more insight into her character because I find her to be such a great character. She's so brutal but she also cares about a lot of people and her relationships with Butch and Barbara are great I really want her to be part of the main story somehow. Speaking of Barbara she's doing basically nothing in season 3 so far she just shows up to laugh manically and flirt with Jim so I would love to know if she does anything interesting this season. The season as a whole just feels very unbalanced so far with the Mad Hatter arc and penguin being mayor nothing really seems connected but It's probably going to end up with Bruce's life being in danger again anyhow. Sorry I just went on like three different tangents. Thoughts?
after seeing people mention her channel for so long, i finally decided to actually search her up. if you havenβt, SERIOUSLY do so!! i was imagining a huge channel with a fit girl talking about her experience with an ED and now sheβs a healthy intuitive eater that works out everyday or something. but NO! not at all!! sheβs an amazing, realistic, and intelligent person who knows the damage anorexia causes. sheβs actually so amazing and her videos have made me feel so seen. sheβs talked about so many things iβve experienced and explained so well why theyβre happening and how to fix it. if youβve never heard of her please look her up and watch a few videos! π
I'll even do rare cats :D
I recently started reading one of her books and I am just curious what you guys think about her? :)
Ok, I love Tabitha as a girlβs name, but my boyfriend has vetoed it because he said itβs what people call their cats. Iβm now trying to find names that have a similar vibe to Tabitha that he might dislike lessβ¦ thoughts? β€οΈ
Before I was born my mom visited a little town in Louisiana. She describes it as βquaintβ and βpicturesqueβ but also as βquirkyβ. Apparently she stopped through with a bunch of artist friends on their way to New Orleans and they were so taken by the βcharmβ that they spent the whole day there.
It was her friend Eliza that found the graveyard and called my mom over.
Wretched bitch. Hope she burns in hell for that.
Sorry. Sorry, I guess Iβm still a little angry at- well, everyone. Eliza, may she rest in peace, my mom, god rest her soul. The town that started this whole shitfest. The original Tabitha Mae, and the Tabitha Mae that killed her- and got what she had coming to her.
Oh, and Tabitha Maeβs dad. Not mine. The other twoβs.
Rat bastard.
Mom found my name on a tombstone and was captivated. It was such a pretty name! And clearly she wasnβt the only one who thought so, because there were eleven other tombstones in that same section of the cemetery that all had the name βTabitha Maeβ on them.
It had to be a family name, she assumed, since the first two had the same last name.
She left with her friends the next morning, but that name had taken root in her mind- and when she met my father, who just happened to have the same last name the Tabithas had, she knew exactly what she had to do.
I assume they loved each other and that was the real reason they got married, but my mom was always eccentric and sometimes I just donβt know. All I know is that the first twenty-six years of my life were perfectly normal before the curse of Tabitha came to roost at my door.
I was burning the midnight oil- trying to get a presentation done for work that was due the next day. Wasnβt my fault it was running late. One of my coworkers was in an accident and my boss had asked me to finish it up for them. Imagine my surprise when I found theyβd barely even STARTED it.
I was just sitting at my computer banging it out when a sudden wave of vertigo swamped me. I remember my vision narrowing in- going dark at the edges, and then fuzzy, and then black- and then the next thing I knew I was flat on my back. Waking up to an unfamiliar ceiling and stained wallpaper.
I got up, my head pounding, and found I was wearing some kind of old fashioned dress Iβd never seen before.
βWhat the hell?β I muttered to myself, cradling my aching noggin in one palm and clutching the metal headboard for balance.
Where am I? What happened?
Sunlight streamed in through the tall, narrow w
... keep reading on reddit β‘At 9 years old, she walked through the door. Long, curly red hair, bright green eyes, a baby blue backpack with a dark blue shirt with frills on the front.
It was her first day at school, and he had never seen anyone like her before. He was...intrigued.
He'd played outside with his friends; sword fighting and monkey bars, superheroes and aliens, kickball and races, but never had he been so invested in a person as he was right now, at nine years old, and a person he had never met.
Tabitha.
She was quiet and perceptive, even at this young age. While other kids were running around and talking, causing a commotion, she would sit and calmly listen to their teacher.
She wasnβt your average nine year old.
At 11 years old, he fell in love; and he knew it too. There was something about this girl, two years ago, that struck his interest. At nine, he had been intrigued, but at eleven, he was fully head over heels in love with this red headed, green eyed girl.
Their similarities were few and far between. She was studious, he was mischievous. He was always stuck in his head, she was ever-present. She could walk into the room and find any person there and start up a conversation, he couldnβt.
Why couldnβt he? Why couldnβt he just walk up to her and say hi? Why couldnβt he just step out of his shell for a moment and strike up a conversation? She wasnβt mean or demeaning, she was kind and friendly and never seemed to speak, or think, ill of anyone.
It was a winter storm that changed it all.
Everyone was packed in the music room when they announced that school was getting out early and the buses werenβt running. The only way kids were getting home was if their parents would come get them, and his parents werenβt getting him.
Theyβd tried his parentβs cell phones, to no avail. They were still working, so it makes sense they couldnβt pick up. They tried his grandparents, but they were snowed in with no way to get him. All avenues for a way home failed, so they would have to wait until the school day was over for his parents to come pick him up as they usually did.
Tabitha was stuck there as well. Not because her parents werenβt going to pick her up, but because her parents were there. Her dad was a teacher at the school and opted to stay with the kids. Not every teacher stayed as some lived at a distance, but her father was diligent in the fact that he, with his daughter, could make it home.
As he sat by Tabitha they began to talk. They started talking ab
... keep reading on reddit β‘Ok so Jughead tells Tabitha he's been meaning to tell her that he loves her seconds after crying about how she broke a typewriter gifted to him by Betty. Ummm WTF?
Especially with her porn star hair......
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