Because then it would be a pear. slaps knee
They got halfway through the second and made a Boo-Boo.
A 24 inch snake.
Me: "I can too. I already did. It's so good, you can't even see where I drew it."
All three girls: Conversation stops, eyes roll, crisis averted.
A paradox
Because 2 is the root of his problems
Son: What accident? Dad: Your procreation!
Too many cameras.
Because if you do, you’ll miss the time of the terrible twos! 2:22 @ 22/2/22!
Should I feel bad for hating so many numbers? Nah. God just wants us to love everyone.
Then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show
Some nights I feel like a cop chasing a robber trying to catch her so I can put her to sleep, as she “steels” away in various rooms of the house...
You could say she’s “evading a-rest”...
Star Key and Hash.
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
Crew: I I Caprain.
It just doesn’t taste whole.
She responded: ”I no chiwwy, I Madison.”
I almost died choking on pancake. I don’t think I’ve fully recovered.
I said thanks for your 2 cents.
A pair-a-dogs
