Swiss Watch Puns

A list of puns related to "Swiss Watch"

I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.

Adios Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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I sent my collection of Swiss watches to friends in Mexico, but they got lost.

Adios Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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Swiss watches are really nice...

"Overall, they're just a big plus."

When my two friends called him out on the joke...

"I don't know, I'm kind of neutral on it."

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👤︎ u/thrasher715
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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A Step Down From Swatch

So the Swiss made a watch called a Swiss watch also known as Swatch for short. Then Croatia made a watch and I thought it was trendy so I got one. Now whenever someone asks me for the time I say 'hold on, let me check my Crotch' and I get really strange looks."

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👤︎ u/snaggedbeef
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.

Adios, Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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