Swiss Army Puns

A list of puns related to "Swiss Army"

The ultimate Swiss Army Wife
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👤︎ u/EndersGame_Reviewer
📅︎ Dec 25 2021
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Swiss army wife
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👤︎ u/Trepach
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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I tried to get my Swiss army knife through customs but they would not let me through.

That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.

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👤︎ u/Adomoto
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you call cheese that doesn't have any family or friends?

Prov-alone

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👤︎ u/ForgottenTakeOut
📅︎ Jul 20 2022
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What do you call a woman with a bottle opener in one hand, a knife in the other hand, a pair of scissors under her arm and a corkscrew behind her ear?

Swiss Army Wife.

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👤︎ u/GreenMan4212
📅︎ Sep 06 2021
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