Sultans Puns

A list of puns related to "Sultans"

Why were the sultans of swing scared.

They found themselves in dire straits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vexonte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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Did you guys hear what the sultan was charged with?

A sultan battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carbon_ation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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What do you get charged with if you take a 9 V from the ruler of Oman?

A sultans battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcanderson4247
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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When a woman marries a sultan, she becomes a sultana

Of course, she has to date him first.

(courtesy of my daughter) #proudfathermomemt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What do you call an arabic prince who's a Dire Straits fan?

the sultans offspring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/St_Addi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?

Because he was a Muggle Sultan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What do you get when the Energizer Bunny takes power in Turkey?

A Sultan Battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darknight2018
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2015
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