There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
Netflix is suggesting a cool documentary about Prague...
After suggesting my wife have the steak
Her: I'm feeling kind of steaked out
Me: I feel like I'm tents sometimes too.
Wife asked for popcorn. She was not amused.
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “That...sounds like a big step.”
Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?
My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.
He instantly replied, “but mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”
(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...
The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"
My daughter asked where her toy Cryolophosaurus might be. I suggested...
"Maybe the Mesozoic Era?"
Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks.
The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow."
"Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says.
The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof."
"That's just a sack of puppies" they say.
The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
A friend suggested I added herbs to my soup.
Need Theme Park related puns
Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
What’s the difference between suggestive phrases and stalking?
One is innuendo the other is inyourwindow
One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.
It was a total naan starter.
A great suggestion keeps the kelp rolling!
Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
I need a suggestion of a good medical sitcom to binge on Netflix....
But I don’t want no Scrubs
I matched with a Zoe on Tinder and I need a good pun, any suggestions?
I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.
That idea was immediately shot down
Friend suggested I post to this subreddit, my response...
I can’t stand people who say data we all know it’s pronounced...
Suggestion 1: Handel with care.
Why is it called a paternity test
Oldest son and I were regaling my wife with ear jokes
I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.
Intentional or not, I suggest it belongs here.
My wife said she wanted a dining table ...
but for some reason she just rolled her eyes when I suggested this one
I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “I don’t know. That seems ....like a big step.”
I asked my wife, “ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”
Her: Why don’t you try lunges?
Me: That sounds like a huge step.
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