Suedes Puns

A list of puns related to "Suedes"

I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and i will not be suede
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👤︎ u/Drakansoul
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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I’m a big fan of velvet, but I can be suede
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👤︎ u/Theezorama
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I tried to get my wife to accept my apology after saying her skin was like leather

But she's not suede

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👤︎ u/Cinema_King
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Well It's 1 for the Money, 2 For the Show, 3 To Get Ready.....

4 For Sales

5 For Customer Service or

6 to hear these options again

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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My wife's handbag is sorely in need of replacement. I offered to get her a new soft leather one, but she declined.

I guess she's not easily purse-sueded.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of

His opinion was suede

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👤︎ u/ACoolDude_
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss

But I'm not so easily suede

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do Scandinavian people like to smoke?

Suede.

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👤︎ u/Overlevendeftw
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Two coats hung next to eachother at a Burlington coat factory. One said to the other, "Can you beleive I'm 100% polyester?"

The other said, "I could be suede."

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👤︎ u/GOduOfTheNorth
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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I know my wife is vegan, she doesn't like any human use of animals....

Even her opinions can't be suede.

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👤︎ u/virtual_no_body
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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I used to not be the biggest fan of leather shoes...

But my now my opinion has suede.

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👤︎ u/GraeDaBoss
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Is leather gullible?

You know, because it can be suede.

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👤︎ u/nine_legged_stool
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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I find that Scandinavia is a bit weird.

Swedes have been identifying themselves improperly. Shouldn't they be Suedes because of IKEA, and why do they not chair-ish their furniture counterparts? It really boggles me.

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👤︎ u/Dr_WickedOreo
📅︎ Jul 05 2016
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What do you call a cat in a nice leather jacket?

Purr-suede-ing.

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👤︎ u/Shed412
📅︎ Dec 01 2014
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My friend dislikes fuzzy leather...

and his opinion cannot be "suede."

...I don't think I actually have a friend who thinks like this

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👤︎ u/CronoZero15
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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Got my mom at the furniture store.

My family is shopping for new couches and my mom sits on this expensive suede loveseat, she says."If they have a suede couch on sale them I'm sold." I respond."so what you're saying is, you'd be perSUEDEd to buy it?" no laughs but my own.

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👤︎ u/Sirawesomepants
📅︎ Mar 27 2015
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My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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I hate wearing leather but someone convinced me to do it

I'm easily suede.

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.

I’m easily suede.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.

I’m easily suede.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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