There are 10 types of guitarists in the world: those that can only strum a 6 string...

... and those that know bass too.

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The kind of thing you send on the first date
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I used to know a guitarist who would eat shellfish before each performance

It was the clam before the strum.

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Had A Good One in the Shower This Morning

So I was in the shower with my girlfriend this morning, and I have one of those Moxie Bluetooth showerheads so I can stream music from my phone to my shower.

At different points during the song, I was (gently) playing the cowbell part on her butt, cymbals on her stomach, etc.

During the guitar solo, I picked up some of her wet hair and began strumming the notes along with the song. She gave me a nasty glare.

And then, it hit me.

"Sorry babe. I just can't help playing HAIR guitar during this song!"

The look she gave me....

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