I sometimes wonder, does being straightforward after just finishing a meal make me...

A Candidate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiD_-_-_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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What did the pig put on its sunburn?

Oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catinore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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In my news today, legalising homosexuality no STRAIGHTforward matter...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/illDoYourSister
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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Super straightforward
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layover_guy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2016
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Rules of drag races are pretty straightforward to understand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries

I'll never do that again. I'm going back to whip cream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2022
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Jousting is so easy

It’s pretty straightforward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwollenRedtip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2022
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If Elbows Didn't Bend...

They would have no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitbyDeadBear
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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How do locomotives hear?

Through their Engineers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perezgc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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I read a story about pig anatomy.

It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Riding the train couldn't be simpler.

It's a straightforward process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pupikal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Every time we eat Chinese food

We get down to the fortune cookies and we all read ours straightforward. Maybe an added "in bed" at the end. Then my dad reads his "Help, I'm trapped inside a fortune cookie factory!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jusmaskn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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Driving in a line in a car is pretty easy.

It's turns that aren't so straightforward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stridsvagn81
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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My geometry teacher said that he had to take linear algebra in college

He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minecraftguy01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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Celebrated Christmas early this year...

After unpacking a simple and straightforward gift I turned to my dad and mentioned,

"Hey, there is no owners manual."

Without pause he just looks back and says,

"Well of course it's an owners automatic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigerstan1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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I think this may qualify, even though it was before I was a dad, and it wasn't really a joke.

'Interactive lecture' in a Systems Engineering class (not that that's relevant) when the Assistant Professor starts directing questions to the students to move forward in the lecture material.

Settles on me and asks me a pretty straightforward question that I started overthinking and got all deer-in-the-headlight-y.

Fancies himself some sort of comedian so he quips "C'mon, I'm throwing you a softball (question)."

To this I come up with an immediate response: "I don't play softball."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LickItAndSpreddit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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Dadjoked my coworker about a spreadsheet today

Coworker: "I couldn't understand his spreadsheet. When I make mine, I highlight x in grey, and y in green. It's very straightforward and black and white."

me: "If it's got green and yellow on it, how is it black and white?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tullyswimmer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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