A list of puns related to "Stonewall Jackson"
Another nail in the coffin of Nashville's classic country roots. He was one of the greats. Could often be seen fishing at his pond on Cloverland near Edmundson Pike. https://news.yahoo.com/grand-ole-opry-country-singer-025609678.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall
STONEWALL JACKSON :
Napoleon the Great it seems , but I'm a full moon and you're a crescent
What is it with European armies being led by people of different descent ?
You're a Monarch but you should be a bystander
Of my prowess as a Lieutenant General Commander
That crown went to you because of gerrymander
Go and smooch Alexander some more
You stub sized philanderer
I've been killing it since Harpers Ferry
With My Stonewall Brigade
As tacticians You're Tom but I'm Jerry
I'm so relentless I could finish you with one raid
You Took 650,000 men to Russia with glee
Banking on only one supply line and track
But you walked face first into a catastrophe
Got Nine Tenths of the army massacred by Russian Cosacks
Stand on your toes so that you can reach and suck my ball sacks
NAPOLEON:
Correct me if I'm wrong , your own soldiers shot you right ?
Jackson accidentally taken away early in the middle of the night
I've achieved much more military success than you , Old Blue Lights
Those Bullets Probably Would've missed you if you were my height
Your legacy is a disappointed sister in Harrison County
I put a crown on my own head with the Pope watching in ecstacy
I was Master of the Continent with a British Bounty
My Power would've tempted your wife to no longer remain the Widow of the Confederacy
Iβm watching βGods and Generalsβ and am a bit surprised by how well put-together Stephen Langβs portrayal of Stonewall Jackson is. His clothes seem to be well-fitted and clean, and his demeanor seems so much less erratic than what Iβve read. Would you say this portrayal is inaccurate? What would an accurate portrayal look like? I picture a very squirrely and curt general who gives off vibes of insanity.
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