What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?

Beef-alone-y.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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I don't know why people are complaining there's nothing to do. I've been stockpiling the whole day.
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The anthill was up for its regular winter stockpiling preparations...

... The queen ant had had the ants organized into battalions specialized to collect specific items. So the sugar ants were to collect sugar, jaggery ants jaggery, cereal ants cereals, and so on. However, all were given a strict instruction - nobody was to take even a single pea from humans in any case. Why? The queen didn't want a peas-ant revolution happening.

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Guy Ritches started on a new film about a killer virus...

Lock doors, stockpile and two runny nostrils

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