A whole arRAY of stingray puns here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlliterateEmu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What do you call a stingray who won’t stop farting?

A stink ray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a stingray?

A sports car with a really big trunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shredbmc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What's a stingray's favorite food?

Clam brΓ»lΓ©e.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themflatearthers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Never trust an Australian zookeeper.

There's always some kind of roos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Wearing sunscreen?

Just got my co-worker with a doozy. They were out in the bay doing seagrass surveys when they came very close to stepping on a stingray. She was talking about the flashes of Steve Irwin's death going through her mind when I asked "you were wearing good sunscreen right?" "what?" she asked "sunscreen? Why?" "to protect you from harmful rays" I said with a smug look on my face.

She folded her arms and gave me a stern look. My boss and coworker could only shake their heads and laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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