Did you hear that someone kidnapped Sting?
Currently the police have no lead.
Me (in UK): officer, just enquiring, are you a fan of the music of Sting?
Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
What would you call a walking mosquito?
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
Have you heard about hoverflies, the insect that mimics a stinging insect, but doesn't have a stinger?
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
What happened when Sting retired?
He changed his name to Stung.
My husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years
Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen
Now the Police have no leads.
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
I’m going to get a tattoo of a bee.
It’s probably going to sting but it will be worth it. Credit to /u/louseashole
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.
And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
Whenever I wash my contact lenses with water it never really cleans them right and it stings when I put them in.
If only there was a solution.
In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
I was tuning a guitar. While doing this one of the stings snapped in half perfectly. I took one half and stretched It out. I managed to get it on. One problem though. As soon as I played it shot straight to the ceiling.
I’d never heard or seen such a high note.
Everytime I wash my contacts in water it makes my eyes sting.
If only there was a solution.
Bee's that sting people are pointless
What does Sting’s doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?
“Hmm, that’s intra-sting”
I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
My almost 3 year old just dad joked my wife
My wife told my almost three year old son that they would be making Christmas cookies with frosting. My son then said he didn’t like frosting. When my wife asked why, he said it was because the frosting would “sting” him.
Frosting. Frost-sting.
I’m so proud of him.
Have you heard the one about the bee sting remedy made from Avocados?
..and fish oil?
They call it "AvoCodro's Number"
Got a wicked sting
The devil is in the bee tails
What is it called when bees sting each other?
A Police officer called Roxanne told me how to social distance,
She said "don't stand, don't stand so close to me"
Why beekeeper yelled at his son?
Because he didn't beehive properly.
I'm going to start a conservationist website focussing specifically on the joints of stinging insects.
Why are stinging nettles so good?
Because they're untouchable.
What is Sting's favourite band?
Did you guys hear, the musician Sting was kidnapped...
Did you hear about the nationwide sting operation on those who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars now.
What type of bee doesn't sting?
What do bees go to college for?
This one really stings
My girlfriend and I are sitting outside when she sees a bee land about a foot away.
Her: OMG KILL IT KILL IT PLEASE!!!!
Me: why? He's just minding his own bzzzness.
Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
Sting has been kidnapped!!!
The Police don't have a lead.
Did you hear the singer Sting got kidnapped?
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