What makes October 4th such an agreeable day?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do an agreeable Frenchman and a dog with a bladder problem have in common?

They’re both going wee wee everywhere.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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The most agreeable man in history came, saw, and concurred.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Dad for the win last night.

So my family and I are all gathering around the TV watching the Notre Dame & North Carolina basketball game last night, when out of nowhere my dog starts dry humping the air.

It's absolutely hilarious when he does it, and it all never fails to make everyone laugh hysterically. Take in mind that my dog is neutered so he's super horny but, obviously doesn't really no what he's doing since his baby makers were chopped off. Anyways, my brothers trying to get him to come to him and he's just sitting there looking at him with this his devious little dog face.

Angrily, my brother says,

"He's probably so disobedient because you guys had to go and cut off his balls."

Everyone nodded their heads agreeably, except my dad who mumbles,

"Yeah Matt, that must explain why he never comes."

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