The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."
I love a driving wind.
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
"It's driving me nuts."
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
It was a hard drive
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
It's driving me nuts.....
Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Problem is it wooden start.
The cowch.
Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.
Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!
...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
I would steer clear.
With a Dutch rudder
Laughing stock.
Abominable (sound it out)
He likes the "r", but he loves the "c"!
He is trying to add Hans free steering.
A bulldozer
Found this on Twitter:
My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says “What do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?”. My pal thinks “better humour him” so says “ We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow lane”. Cop says “No Sir, I said “What do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !”
A wide berth for a wide birth.
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight
The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist
To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!
It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
Arghhh you’re driving me nuts
"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle? Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.
The pirate replies, “ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
The pirate replies, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"
A wide berth for a wide birth.
Pirate replies “arrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”
The bar tender asked, "do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants?" And the pirate said, "arrr it's driving me nuts!"
The bartender looks at him and says, “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate goes, “Aye, it’s been driving me nuts!”.
Found this gem on Twitter:
My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says “What do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?”. My pal thinks “better humour him” so says “ We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow lane”. Cop says “No Sir, I said “What do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !”
Pirates says “Aaarrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”
Bartender: "Hey buddy, you know you have steering wheel attached to your Willy?"
Pirate: "Aaarrrrr.... It's driving me nuts."
