Steam Roller Puns

A list of puns related to "Steam Roller"

That steam roller operator said the nicest thing to me as he ran me over...

I'm flattered.

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👤︎ u/ahughman
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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I recently got ran over by a steam roller

people said i should be offended but i was flattered

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👤︎ u/Second_Hand_Sandwich
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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What do you call someone driving through a sauna?

A steam roller

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👤︎ u/Soap_Mactavish_141
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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A classic Dadjoke that runs in the family

Always told whenever there's a family get together / dinner / speech.

Q: "What did the grape say when it got run over by a steam roller?"

A: "Nothing, it just let out a little whine."

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👤︎ u/JackLevin
📅︎ Apr 09 2014
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