I had a glass statue of Captain Kirk. My dog ran by and knocked it over and it broke.
My neighbor asked me if I recognized the mini statues in my front graden...
I got into an argument with a statue the other day...
and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.
I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
They made a mistake on the statue of Lincoln.
It was a monumental error
Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?
Well, with the extra “T” she would be a statute.
You know why just the head of a statue never sells well?
Because it's just a bust.
The sculptor was going to make a full body statue
But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.
What did the New Zealander say to the statue in the park?
I'm trying to remember a joke about a statue head
I can't though, it's a bust...
I mistook a statue for the person you told me to meet at the park.
After a while, I realized it wasn’t the monument.
A sculptor was finishing a statue
As soon as he finished it he accidentally knocked it over and it broke clean at the shoulders. The sculptor picks up the head looks and it and says, well looks like this one is a bust.
I like to slap stone statues on their behind sometimes.
What would you call a statue dressed up like Darth Vader?
Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?
Because it violated their statue of limitations.
In honour of Julius Caesar I was tasked to design a new statue of him
So I came, I sawed, I coloured
It wasn't until I slapped the statue's ass.
That I realized I had hit rock bottom
I submitted a statue of myself shaped like a butt to an art contest.
I didn’t win but the judges said I made a real ass of myself.
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
Did you hear about the man who was crushed by a falling statue?
He died of an art attack.
Statues..
Always know where they stand
I know a lot about decorative park statues.
I'm just a fountain of knowledge.
Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish
It was Litter Ali, a work of art.
Never expected to get rich when I started making statues of divine beings in religions
But I am making prophets.
What Do You Call A Statue With A Shotgun?
Kermit the frog went to the bank to get a mortgage for a new lilypad. He walked up to the desk of loan officer Patricia Whack and placed a small porcelain statue of an angel on her desk asking if she would take it as collateral. "What is that?" she asked...
It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?
What does Snoop Dogg carve statues with?
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue in London is 18ft 1.
That's Horatio of about 3:1
The art forgeries were discovered when the heads fell off the statues
What did the pigeon say to the statue?
Do you have any Gray PoopOn ?
What do you call a terrible statue?
They made a new statue in court.
They didn’t have enough money to fully build it so they had their limitations.
My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful; body like a Greek statue...
I dressed up as a marble statue for Halloween but nobody noticed
I think they took me for granite
I erected a large statue
But erect building fell on it
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What did one statue say to the other statue?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What did one statue say to the other statue?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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