A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity
So I took it back to the store and they gave me another one free of charge.
My statics professor isn’t kind
She told me everything I’ll ever do in her class will amount to nothing
Girlfriend called me last night. She wanted to talk, but I couldn't hear her voice because of the static noise
I tried the Van der Graaf static electricity generator at Boston's Museum of Science.
It was a hair raising experience.
I went to pick up my son the other day, and there was a static shock. I realized it's true what they say...
Static Electricity
Wife: I've been shocking things all day, every time I touch something I get a shock.
Me: I don't know why it's shocking, you should expect it by now.
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
I once bought a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop.
They gave me a replacement....free of charge
A sweater I bought was picking up so much static electricity that I had to return it to the store.
They have me another one, free of charge.
The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store
They gave me another one, free of charge
The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.
They gave me another one. Free of charge.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I returned it for a new one, free of charge
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I exchanged it for a new one, free of charge
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…
The sweater I bought from the store was picking up static electricity, so I went back to change it.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity…
So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…free of charge.
My wife bought me a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it.
They replaced it with a new one, free of charge.
I got a new sweater that kept picking up static electricity.
So I took it back and exchanged it for another—free of charge.
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…
The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity...
... so I returned it and exchanged it for another one free of charge.
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