A list of puns related to "Stationary"

Bought a stationary bike today

but I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.

What do you say when your stationary bin starts moving?

Bingo!

On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.

Well itβs a regular bike but it hasnβt moved in 364 days.

What do you call a stationary shop that sells adult toys?

Dictionary.

Trees aren't stationary...

I was hiking in Olympic NP last year and we took a break. Soaking in the scenery and she was feeling philosophical; she said that 'it must be lonely to be a tree, you just stay in one place forever'. I let that hang in the air for a bit then replied, 'No, eventually you would leave'. She nearly choked on her water.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary

Who is in charge of the stationary cupboard?

The Ruler

I bought a stationary bike.

But all the rest of the people in my bike group just make fun of all the colorful zebra print and the Lisa Frank logo.

Bought a new stationary bicycle the other day.

It's made out of envelopes.

stationary fern

A sign says: move over for stationary emergency vehicles.

Dad says: what constitutes a stationary emergency? I'm out of letterhead and all my pencils are broken.

Stationary zinger

Spouse: I'm out of staples. I didn't realize how often I used my stapler until I ran out.

Me: I guess you could say, they're a real staple...

Groans were had...

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving

I told him it's because they are stationary

Why didnt the notepad move

Because it was stationary

People ask me why the notepad on my desk never moves

I tell them itβs stationary

Paper joke

What do you call making paper figures that sit on your desk?

Stationary art

I tried to make a paper airplane fly but it wouldn't.

I realized it was stationary

Why couldn't the letter be delivered?

It was written on stationary paper.

Why did all the gym members sign the bike?

Because it was stationary.

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but itβll still be stationery.

Where is the safest place to be in an earthquake?

A stationary store

Mom wins.

I'm the Dad. So, we're driving around and we see a "Mobile Paper Shredder" truck.

Me: "I don't have any mobile paper." (good Dad joke, right?)

Her: "It's all stationary."

What do you call a letter that goes in the mail without postage?

Stationary.

What do you call a pen that isnβt moving?

Stationary.

No matter how much you move your pencils,

they're still stationery.

I had a moving company

But then I stopped and opened a stationary store

My mime friend's best performance is when he acts like a piece of paper...

He remains stationary.

Spoiler alert, dad joke ahead

"No matter how far you throw an envelope, it will still be stationary"

"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.

"Don't be daft," I replied. "A toilet is a stationary object."

What do you call a train that never moves?

Stationary!

Thought this at the gym...

People you who enjoy stationary bicycling at the gym are cyclepaths...

Whyβs my ruler not moving?

Because itβs stationary

Why don't pencils win races?

Because they're stationary.

Newspaper Headline

Stationary store moves.

^(Credit to Jimmy Carr)

What do you call letters and envelopes that havenβt been moved in years?

Stationary.

Did you hear about the train made out of pens, pencils and rulers that wouldnβt move?

They tried swapping the rulers for erasers but it remained stationary.

I bought a stationary bike...

But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.

A paradox - No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationary.

What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?

Stationary.

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary

The safest place to be during an earthquake would beβ¦

β¦in a stationary storeβ¦

If you push the envelope...

...is it still stationary?

No matter how far you push the envelope..

.. it always remains stationary

No matter how much you push the Envelope

It'll still be stationary

No matter how far you push the envelope...

it always remains stationary.

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