A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews

Apparently it was a real hatchet job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.

He said, "Shuriken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Three stars is a lot better than our one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I’d rate this galaxy one star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.

This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotNowJian-Yang
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...

It's so i-khan-ic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midas_1988
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avalon794
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself,

β€œMy roof has disappeared”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/svk7sarthak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Her: One more Star Wars pun, and I’m leaving you.

Me: Please don’t go. Yoda one for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I have 3 pairs of Star Wars socks, each pair is missing one sock.

Each pair of Star Wars socks has a Rogue One.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Why did the new vacuum got just one stars reviews?

Because it sucked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capetoider
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Just got given one star from my uber driver

All I said was, "thanks for the lyft"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Why did the wookiee in a recent Star Wars movie stop eating after just one porg?

He must have been Chewie...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atcoyou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one

I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.

She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bytor_2112
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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Dad and I stopped in at a one-star hotel that happened to have a bar. I was about to buy us beers when he said...

"Don't get your hops up. This place doesn't even have a porter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Got this one here for any Star Wars fans

http://imgur.com/TiiTiwE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Copiz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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First day of summer... The stars aligned for this one!

Girlfriend: We should go to a 5 Seconds To Summer concert! [one of her favorite bands]

Me: We're too late. That would've been at 11:55:55 PM last night.

Girlfriend: ... oooOOOHHH because today is the first day of summer on the calendar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBlameTheMormons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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I was watching the new Star Wars with my dad and he drops this one...

Leia says to Han, "Some things never change. You still drive me crazy."

And my dad turns to me with this stupid grin and says "It's pronounced the Millennium Falcon, not the 'me crazy'" And he just stared at me grinning while I cracked up in a crowded movie theater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinianTheWrong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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My kids know my love of puns and Star Wars. One just sent me this.

I maintain a small pun page on Facebook because a bunch of my family and friends would "complain" every time I'd post an image pun to my personal page.

My 17 year old step-son just sent me this one for the page. I'm so proud of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eccentricfather
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself,

β€œMy roof has disappeared.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Aliens haven't visited Earth because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw one star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KataKataBijaksana
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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