Hey brahs and bras! Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit! (Happy New Year to you, in Irish!) To celebrate, share your BOY STABLE with us? Comment here with your stable (keep it to 6!) tell us why they were chosen, and who is your "bottom boy" (aka your favourite) :)
WHAT ABOUT THE RULES! (2022 Revision)
β’ As long as they haven't been WWF/WWE/WWE World/WCW/IWGP World champion and you can argue that there's a little bit of cringe, they're in.
β’ This means ECW, TNA, ROH, ICW and the other world titles don't disqualify you. Most wrestlers probably can be boys! NWA is eligible as long as the company wasn't affiliated with WCW at the time (so eg Dusty = nope, R-Truth = fine, Magnus = fine)
β’ **ALL WOMEN are eligible***: BUT if you have a prominent female (Becky, Asuka, Charlotte etc) you'll have to take them during one of their crap gimmicks (eg Leprechaun Becky) Did you know? Female boys are called CailΓns! (Call-eens)
β’ **GIMMICKS are also eligible**, for a wrestler who has gone on to lose their boydom; eg Jamaican Me Crazy Kofi = Yes, WWE Champion Kofi = No.
β’ Past champions WHO ARE ELIGIBLE: [As per Episode 73](https://youtu.be/g97lX2iEOcc?t=6m43s), Dolph Ziggler, Great Khali, Jack Swagger and Jinder Mahal (we're giving them a pass considering the quality of their run and career since) as well as Finlay, Christian and Regal (we fought V1 over this, but he had none of it, so they're allowed)
β’ Non-Champions who aren't eligible: Earthquake (he was actually great), Piper, DiBiase, Owen, Garvin, Jake, Perfect, Razor. That kind of zero-cringe main event in a territory
β’ Tag-teams count as ONE slot, provided they both meet the above requirements. ie no Cena & Batista tag teams!
β’ Your bottom boy is your #1 boy! I'd LOVE you to put in why your bottom boy got to be at the top!
**OUR BOYS:**
Jay: Bottom Boy TEST, Steve Blackman, Heidenreich, Too Sexy Brian Christopher, Sherri, B2 Bull Buchanan
V1: Bottom Boy MATT HARDY, Christian, Chavo, Funlee, Regal, Mike Knox
OOC: Bottom Boy VIRGIL, Marty, Carlito, Albert, Thurman Sparky Plugg, Shane Sewell
**Here's a template for ya!**
1)BOTTOM BOY
Why he's my bottom boy:
*Please upvote other Boy Stables you enjoy π A winner is you!*
Who are your Anti-Boys? Whether it's change the channel heat or just putting you to sleep. Try to keep it to in-ring/Televised/in character stuff, we all know about the Benoit's and New Jack's, focus on the wrestling business. Rules similar to the proper boy stable but world champions can be eligible. Try to include women too.
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Vladimir Kozlov, Stone Boring. First wrestler I actively wanted to leave the company. He was a 1970s foreigner gimmick in 2008 instantly put me to sleep.
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Nia Jax, sloppy worker, disappointing promos. Injured my callais Kairi Sayne TWICE! She really just needed 6 months of proper ring training and a bit more focus and was improving so that keeps her out of the no.1 spot.
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JBL, fudging the rules, bully backstage and in ring, notoriously working too stiff and shooting on multiple workers. But actually after he dropped the belt to Cena I just had no time for him, his ring work was lame, promos were repetitive and boring and his voice on commentary is super obnoxious.
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Baron Corbin, boring, not spectacular in ring but solid enough. He can be funny though.
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Stephanie McMahon, GO. AWAY. At least she moved storylines forward and was acceptable in ring.
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Seth Rollins, I just don't care anymore. He got stale and boring, he doesn't do anything for me. He's a great worker, solid promo. I just don't care.
Not a full stable, but my wife has created a team in aew. Jack Evans and Riho. Gotta say, both are good choices. Also, we laughed excessively about Sammy Guevara and the Hungry Bum.
A few years back, I read a retelling of the Norse mythology story of when Thor dressed up in a wedding dress to pretend to be Frigga to marry a giant to get his hammer back. I don't remember much, but it was specifically from the POV of one of the gods' servants, maybe Frigga's. I remember some kind of altercation that he ends up in while at the banquet where he sneaks out and gets blackmailed? by either some dwarves or a couple of giant kids
I really hope with how shitty of a season lately. That all we got is a Jimmy Jon Snow arc. That The stable boy is the new Greg from Succession and takes over the Yellowstone with everyone dying in a war.
Hey brahs and bras! Happy DzieΕ ChΕopaka (Boy's Day in Poland!) To celebrate, share your BOY STABLE with us? Comment here with your stable (keep it to 6!) tell us why they were chosen, and who is your "bottom boy" (aka your favourite) :)
> WHAT ABOUT THE RULES! (2021 Revision)
β’ As long as they haven't been WWF/WWE/WWE World/WCW/IWGP World champion and there's a little bit of cringe, they're in.
β’ This means ECW, TNA, ROH, ICW and the other world titles don't disqualify you. Most wrestlers probably can be boys! NWA is eligible as long as the company wasn't affiliated with WCW at the time (so eg Dusty = nope, R-Truth = fine, Magnus = fine)
β’ ALL WOMEN are eligible*: although if you have a prominent female (Becky, Asuka, Charlotte etc) you'll have to take them during one of their crap gimmicks. Did you know? Female boys are called CailΓns! (Call-eens)
β’ GIMMICKS are also eligible, for a wrestler who has gone on to lose their boydom; eg Jamaican Me Crazy Kofi = Yes, WWE Champion Kofi = No.
β’ Past champions WHO ARE ELIGIBLE: As per Episode 73, Dolph Ziggler, Great Khali, Jack Swagger and Jinder Mahal (we're giving them a pass considering the quality of their run and career since) as well as Finlay, Christian and Regal (we fought V1 over this but he had none of it)
β’ Non-Champions who aren't eligible: Earthquake (he was actually great), Piper, DiBiase, Owen, Garvin, Jake, Perfect, Razor. That kind of zero-cringe main event in a territory
β’ Your bottom boy is your #1 boy!
> OUR BOYS:
Jay: Bottom Boy TEST, Steve Blackman, Heidenreich, Too Sexy Brian Christopher, Sherri, B2 Bull Buchanan
V1: Bottom Boy MATT HARDY, Christian, Chavo, Funlee, Regal, Mike Knox
OOC: Bottom Boy VIRGIL, Marty, Carlito, Albert, Thurman Sparky Plugg, Shane Sewell
> Here's a template for ya!
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BOTTOM BOY:
Please upvote other Boy Stables you enjoy π A winner is you!
