Spray Bottle Puns

A list of puns related to "Spray Bottle"

To the water in my spray bottle:

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
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👤︎ u/Vonberns
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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I saw my daughter watering the plants with a spray bottle

I looked at her and said "You mist!". Ha

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👤︎ u/InfiniTTTy
📅︎ Mar 04 2017
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The spray bottle

My friend is always telling the corniest jokes, finally came up with a good one for him. He came over to this weekend and as soon as he walked in the door I sprayed him with a water spray bottle..."Ross, I mist you..."

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👤︎ u/ortofon88
📅︎ Aug 01 2016
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Need a pun and I’m not good at them

I’m making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks

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👤︎ u/Joeys_Epic
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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My 9yo daughter was lying on the couch cuddling with our new kitten. “It’s time for bed,” I said.

“I don’t want to get up,” she replied. “Will you carry me?

“No,” I replied. “Get up and go to bed.”

“But I’m too tired. Carry Me?”

“No! You’re like 90 pounds now. You’re too heavy.” I said.

“Well then, pretend I’m the kitten,” she said and grinned.

So I picked up the squirt bottle and sprayed her in the face.

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👤︎ u/webdisaster
📅︎ May 30 2018
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